Crazy Sauce
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Guy: You’re really pretty, I hit the jack pot.
Me: Yeah until I turn into a beast and rip off all my skin.
Guy:…
Me: *giggles*
Guy: So…. a beast?
Me: Yeah like *mimes ripping off skin and screeches like a skin ripping monster*
*Akward Silence*
Me: So… yeah I umm I should go
pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate
never had that thought, must be why i’m a fat fuck
(via timelordemort)
My first attempt on doing galaxy nails.
i call shenannigans, no way that is your first try
It was kind of a rough day. Major thanks to those who wished me well. Not the best birthday ever, but its nice to know i have people in my life who care enough about me to try and make it special. Also I share my birthday with Misha Collins. So hopefully he had a good birthday!
<3 my poor hubby
Martyn is made of pancakes, chocolate, and depression. With a dash of Jeopardy.
ACCURATE
Brodie is made of Rock, Classical, and bewilderment. With a dash of Mother Russia….
WHAT EVEN
Samantha is made of koalas, tacos, and control. With a dash of GAME OVER.
okay
Sarah is made of chocolate, girl, and starlight. With a dash of pervert.
Yep, sounds like me. (:Justin is made of pencils, laughs, and Science. With a dash of Pokemon.
100% accurate.
Babette is made of dice, crepes, and kindness. With a dash of Armageddon. —- Crepes with Nutella!
(Source: cottoncandyflufftier, via carlsagansraygun)
i’m not illegally downloading stuff
i’m an ironborn i take what i need
(via wholockedhobbits)
#me
#personal
#wife
#carlsagansraygun
#bamwv
#bruce campbell
#ash
#evil dead
#philly comic con
#wizard world comic con
More playing when I’m most open - at night (in Artoo). The 8 limb pose is new for me! (Taken with instagram)
