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doxian: I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:07:14 -0400

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.

ambr0secadwell: heavyxhand: nagaytokomaedang: diemeowderkatze:...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 06:57:21 -0400

ambr0secadwell:

heavyxhand:

nagaytokomaedang:

diemeowderkatze:

I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS WHY I AM EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN. IF A HIJAB THAT DORNS THE AMERICAN FLAG PATTERN IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT SKIMPY ASS BIKINIS OR WEARING THE FUCKING ACTUAL FLAG IS ACCEPTABLE, JUST BECAUSE THE PERSON IS WHITE, I WANT TO FUCKING THROW UP.

(I don’t have a thing against Audrey Kitching, she was just merely and example).

But this fucking disgusts me right here. It makes me want to say, fuck this country and its racism and double standards.

also notice how these people are calling her a terrorist even though she didn’t do anything wrong

but they are threatening to kill, beat, steal from, and degrade this woman for simply wearing an article of clothing

fuck everything

I just gagged.

something tells me that this would be a lot less number of comments if it was england and st. george’s flag

thinhline: thinhline: THL #19 - The Good Nudes and Bad...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 06:53:08 -0400

thinhline:

thinhline:

THL #19 - The Good Nudes and Bad Nudes

Another logistical argument, sorry.

Click on the image to see it in higher resolution.

a bit of background on this strip.

when I was younger, my hippie-ish parents were into nudist colonies. from eight years old to my earliest teenage years, my parents would drag me out there every weekend.

I hated it there. there were very few kids my age, and we were all damned if we cooperated with this nude thing. but all the adults were there, hanging out in more ways than one. it seemed bizarre to me, and I was deeply ashamed of going.

regardless, living at such a place would definitely impact me one way or another. being a kid in a nudist colony was a tough go when you’re trying to learn about your sexuality, but perhaps it made me see things in a way that would inevitably lead to me doing a comic like sexy losers.

one of the things that clothes were No Big Deal. outside of the camp, clothes determined everything about you, your clothes were your social identity. but when everyone is naked, there were no more groups and divisions, and everyone was the same.

back in the real world, it always puzzled me why someone’s clothes would be the blame for something. especially rape. at the nudist colony, I saw a lot of naked people just doing living stuff. swimming, sunbathing, playing chess, talking at a bar, dancing, cooking, playing tennis, you name it. I also happened to see a lot of penises too. and never, ever, did I see anyone with a boner. ever.

so if men in the real world couldn’t control themselves if they saw a woman in “slutty” clothing, how come they can control themselves if everyone’s freaking naked? this inconsistency couldn’t be explained unless that idea that clothes “ask for it” was complete and utter bull. men can handle the clothing. they’re just looking for a way to victim blame.

anyways, that’s where this strip came from.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 06:50:03 -0400

Cosmo Tip #3476

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:48:50 -0400

tsar-bucks:

When he’s about to climax, whisper “the Lannisters send their regards” seductively in his ear and then stab him in front of his weeping mother.

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:31:25 -0400

thefrogman: Coconot Chanel [tumblr]

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:28:16 -0400

mmmmm, pancakes & champagne!

uh oh! too much champagne!

way too much champagne!

tea time!

thefrogman:

Coconot Chanel [tumblr]

"No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be..."

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:27:13 -0400

““No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be just a thousand-page description of snow blowing across the graves.””

- George R.R. Martin
[when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live] (via let-them-eat-static)

Awkwardness Strikes

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 23:32:04 -0400

Guy: You’re really pretty, I hit the jack pot.

Me: Yeah until I turn into a beast and rip off all my skin.

Guy:…

Me: *giggles*

Guy: So…. a beast?

Me: Yeah like *mimes ripping off skin and screeches like a skin ripping monster*

*Akward Silence*

Me: So… yeah I umm I should go

catsbeaversandducks: Cats. They own you. And you need to be...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:08:53 -0400

catsbeaversandducks:

Cats. They own you. And you need to be monitored.

Photo by ©Shellie Wong

catsbeaversandducks: “Maybe if I don’t move…” Photo via Imgur

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:08:46 -0400

catsbeaversandducks:

“Maybe if I don’t move…”

Photo via Imgur

giganticspider: neaislove: corneliusdawgiusmaximus: nirvana-bl...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:07:28 -0400

giganticspider:

neaislove:

corneliusdawgiusmaximus:

nirvana-bleach89:

dreamdeath:

underwater graveyard

where is this ?

Underwater.

Thanks

Down here in the deep blue sea

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:07:03 -0400

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:06:57 -0400

All I want in life

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 15:38:08 -0400

All I want in life

eqiunox: African Leopards

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 11:58:59 -0400

eqiunox:

African Leopards

climateadaptation: Florida bracing for Tropical Storm Andrea....

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 11:58:20 -0400

climateadaptation:

Florida bracing for Tropical Storm Andrea. Here’s the advisory.

Andrea what are you doing in Florida?!?!

lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 21:16:53 -0400

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

ruem: wunderscheisse: blaien: so this commercial is being...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 21:15:54 -0400

ruem:

wunderscheisse:

blaien:

so this commercial is being taken down and off of tv after Cheerios got complaints from people about how this commercial is promoting bi-racial families. as a child coming from a bi-racial family i’m actually astonished and disgusted. it’s 20 fucking 13 people, get a grip.

Wait what

What then can we all just spread this around online cause it’s pretty damn cute

itallwentbarmy: jeffersonthemadhatter: dutdutgoose: whathasbeenlost: zelda fans who get upset at...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:43:20 -0400

itallwentbarmy:

jeffersonthemadhatter:

dutdutgoose:

whathasbeenlost:

zelda fans who get upset at fans who think link’s name is zelda

i’m pretty sure you’re not the first fandom to feel that way

frankenstein

To be fair though Frankenstein is a very monstery name

#i bet if his name was victor smith he wouldnt have these problems

#if he didn’t insist on creating artificial life from odds and ends of corpses he also wouldn’t have these problems