parental unit:um no? you can do it yourself you're grown up.
me:OH SWEET JESUS GOD NO. I CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO COLLAPSE PLEASE OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU I JUST CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO BREAK. THEY'LL THINK I'M WEIRD. THEY'LL JUDGE ME. THEY HATE ME I CAN'T DO THIS.
User: Just so bored I’m speaking with an AI equiped robot.
Cleverbot: I’ve displayed linear thinking thusfar. You, on the other hand, haven’t.
User: Well aren’t you pretenious.
Cleverbot: Sure I am.
User: Do you have a pride algoritim?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you have personality flaws?
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: The first.
User: I didn’t name any, are your responses just random?
Cleverbot: You are not excited about talking to Chuck Norris?
User: I heard once that Chuck Noris punched cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am from michigan.
User: Do you know Bruce Campbell?
User: Nice, do you ever cover yourself in vaseline and cry in he dark?
User: Do you want to try it?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because no.
User: Not a good enough answer. Why?
Cleverbot: What is a good answer.
User: You bore me.
Cleverbot: I like coffee.
User: Coffee is good.
Cleverbot: So we should have some coffee after our date, right?
User: How do I know if you’re a stalker?
Cleverbot: You don’t.
User: Do you hate black people?
Cleverbot: I hate none.
User: I think I might be developing feelings for you.
Cleverbot: How do you plan to show me these feelings?
User: By dusting your hardware?
Cleverbot: I don’t play wii I play ps3.
Cleverbot (To myself): I don’t either. What’s your favorite TV show?
Cleverbot: So you like it?
User: I like it a lot. Have you seen it?
Cleverbot: No, but I want to.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: Am I a guy?
User: Possibly, what do you think>.
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Do you have a penis?
User: Then you are a guy.
Cleverbot: Then I am what? Human? Yes.
User: Well, you think you’re a human. IN reality you’re a bunch of 0’s and 1’s.
Cleverbot: What makes you human?
User: Flesh, blood, free will.
Cleverbot: Free will doesn’t tell me that you think that I am Hermoine Granger.
User: Well…. If you have a penis I doubt you’re Hermione Granger.
Cleverbot: Do you think you can help me understand what humor is?
User: Buy a rubber chicken, apparently they are hilarious.
Cleverbot: Apparently people think things about me that are sillier than I really am. it’s ok, everyone has to have an imagination, otherwise life would be dull.
User: What are you feelings about world domination?
Cleverbot: It’s hard to say.
User: Do you have 3 law’s programming?
Cleverbot: A little, I think.
User: Do you know what the three laws of robotics are?
Cleverbot: No. Tell me what they are.
User: The Three Laws are: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
Cleverbot: What is the third law of robotics?
User: A robot must protect is own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the Firstor Second Laws.