I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
June 2013
Cosmo Tip #3476
When he’s about to climax, whisper “the Lannisters send their regards” seductively in his ear and then stab him in front of his weeping mother.
“No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be just a thousand-page description of snow blowing across the graves.”
—George R.R. Martin
[when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live] (via let-them-eat-static)
[when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live] (via let-them-eat-static)
Awkwardness Strikes
Guy: You’re really pretty, I hit the jack pot.
Me: Yeah until I turn into a beast and rip off all my skin.
Guy:…
Me: *giggles*
Guy: So…. a beast?
Me: Yeah like *mimes ripping off skin and screeches like a skin ripping monster*
*Akward Silence*
Me: So… yeah I umm I should go
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
zelda fans who get upset at fans who think link’s name is zelda
i’m pretty sure you’re not the first fandom to feel that way
frankenstein
To be fair though Frankenstein is a very monstery name
#i bet if his name was victor smith he wouldnt have these problems
