As someone who personally made dozens of mix tapes during the 80/90s how on earth did that one last for 23 years with continuous play?
Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young
But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”
wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck
Lololol how about lead by your principal through an intercom and standing up with hand over heart.
This anatomy and these dance poses are freaking amazing.
I’m eternally jealous.
FUCK I AM IN LOVE WITH THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR BODY TYPES
I feel like I just walked in on something very private
Tonsil stones are horrible, but my friends are making me laugh super, super hard.
Omg a crochet hook!!!! I never thought of that!!! I just flushed a dime sized one out of my left tonsil usining the irrigation tool they gave me from my wisdom tooth surgery
Q:wait what the hell is a tonsil stone and how do you get them from eating pepto bismol aaaaa aa a
it’s from having holes in your tonsils bro
food bits and bacteria get in there like from drinking milk and shit. gargle with mouthwash? the tonsil crypts laugh their asses off, they give no fucks
and over time the grody stuff that gets in there forms into these nasty little pearls of pure bacteria that look like little yellow-ass popcorns
then you either feel them scrape your tongue or you cough them out or go in with a special tool like i do and pry them the fuck out like an easter egg hunt in your throat meat, and ta-dah! the harvest is complete.
btw anyone who tells you they don’t sniff before they wash them down the sink, just to make sure it’s still the nastiest most powerful stink on god’s green earth, is a motherfucking liar
because the stench
it’s never possible to imagine how bad the stench is until you take that sniff